Posted by
Doug Breazeale on Tuesday, June 12, 2007 2:34:32 PM
“If Only!” Not such a nice pair of words.
If Only the wonderful Al Gore had won the election in 2000.
Well you can imagine how much safer the trees would be today.
He has been an environmentalist for his entire Career and just this past month he announced plans to make his own home Green. Now that only took him 25 years to complete such a noble effort.
He would have been so much better at dealing with Enron since Bill and Hillary and he were among their selective friends and were the recipients of their donations.
Just think how much better he would have handled the China incident, I bet they would have allowed him to trade the plane they intercepted for another $1,000,000 donation to his campaign.
North Korea would be a snap for him, as he could maybe recall the materials that Bill gave them while he was VP.
There is no doubt that 911 would not have been the way it was. Well with Al not in the classroom to be read to but to recite his economic forecast for first graders, the air space being open so much longer would have resulted in at least four more crashes.
Iraq would still have Saddam well and alive, and the only thing we would have in Afghanistan were drug runners stealing poppy plants. Of course the terrorist would be closer to home as he would not want to offend potential democrat party members.
Most of all the Al years would just have been peachy and keen, as no one would ever print anything bad about him. He would be known as the intellectual president, the man who could instruct NASA on alternative fuels, namely hot air. He would be known as the man who led America into a new age, the age of Liberalism.
Sometimes “If Only” can be a nightmare. Can you imagine if only Florida had not been told at 5:00 pm that Gore had won? The west coast would have voted and the hanging chad’s would be hung out to dry.
Does anyone want to know If Only – The NY Times and CBS reported the real story.
If so let me know.