Global Warming – Abortion – Gay Rights – What Else?

It’s Time to offend Liberals across the planet with some very common sense to their Fear Messages spread by the media and them.

.1) Global Warming – Unlike the faithless liberals who claim we are burning up the planet, a common sense approach needs to be taken. This earth has been revolving around the sun for Millions of years. It has and will always continue to change. One of the changes is climatic shifts that are brought on by its tectonic plates in motion. As they slide over the molten lava below the temperature will rise, or fall as it moves away. At one time the earth was one single land mass. It broke apart and formed the various masses we know today. No rude Republican Bush led conspiracy here folks, just Mother Nature in motion. The earth survived cosmic bombardment and volcanic hells that roared for eons, it survived collisions with other bodies including its own moon. It will survive man as well. Liberals love science but only when it is used to strike fear into the hearts of everyone else (So they get your vote no less).

2) Abortion – in any shape, size or form is against any law of nature known, against the values of millions of people and God but most of all it is murder. Now I can debate with you forever on this issue but here are two simple things to stop the debate in its tracks. Allow children 1 year old and up to vote, I am sure Liberals will drop their claims of women’s rights in favor of simple minds to pervert into votes. The alternative is to give tax cuts to women that have abortions. That should be enough to stop the liberal frenzy dead in the water. New Voters to reap in or raising taxes, will almost always make them smile.

3) Gay Rights. Now this is a difficult one, what should be done is that all Gays be allowed to have the same rights as heterosexuals, including a nagging ball and chain mother-in-law. Brother-in-laws to lazy to fart without a beer in hand and of course a honey-do list ten miles long given upon the first day of vacation. They should have to endure the normal mans world even if they are a woman. Of course the marriage option should take on a new twist as you are pronounced “Man and She-Man” or “Woman and He-man” and or “Frick and Frack.” I personally think any man who wants to bend over and take up the tail pipe in this day and age should get himself a psychiatrist first.

Now what else can make the left so mad they would actually fight (Without protesting it too). How about we stop the abuse of drugs, by making all pain killers out of sugar pills, and pot replaced with rabbit tobacco? It may not get you high but if you take enough sugar pills you will be able to mow the neighbors yard as well as your own and if you smoke rabbit tobacco long enough you won’t need to get high, just a large pail to throw up in.

Well I have tried to offend the left as best I can, but one last barb for them.

What would a liberal do if the world were theirs to command? FUBAR anyone?