Grading Democrats for President:

Well this is a way for me to make Soros hit men and Liberal Left Wing Moore supporters blow a casket.

Barack Obama – Okay first of all he is a 1 time senator, not even finished in his first term, limited exposure to America, wet behind the ears. His voice seems fit for public speaking but unless he scripts his message he is awful close to boring trying to think on his feet. His one sure drawing card is his ability to seem articulate when rehearsing his script will fall short in the public view. His concept and ideals are left of all but a few and his ideal message is more suited to Sharpton than him. Grade C-

John Edwards – Better known as John Boy Junior, or the Kerry kisser, has no real claim to fame either unless costing you more with his medical lawsuits is fame worthy. He has moved left almost Teddy like if not worse and only a message fit for left wing voters will net him less than last time when he runs. Grade D-

Hillary Rodham Clinton – Also known as Thunder Thighs, Hill-Bill-ary and the Know Nothing Queen, once more shows that Liberals run losers to the front of the pack and will never find another FDR to lead them. She has absolutely one claim to fame, “She didn’t know!” She had no ideal about White Water, File-gate, Waco or Ruby Ridge. She never knew that Bill was seeing Jennifer or being blown away by Monica and was at a total loss to the whole Osama ordeal during his terms. She really thought Trenton New Jersey was a block from the north Tower on 911 and she also never knew why we just can’t all get along. Grade F-

Joe Bidden – Excuse me, wishy-washy Joe, has one claim to fame he can make changes like a Jaguar on a test track. His feeble example of support for Iraq and then denial and the support then opposition makes Kerry proud to be a friend of him and also look just as smart. Grade C-

Al Gore – Professor Environment as he is known, is best summed up by the Saturday Night Live portrayal of his 2000 what if he had been elected skit. The professor is reading his manual on complex economic and social improvements for an answer to deterring the terrorist threats of the world, hug a tree and they will love you. His Howard dean like screaming image of 2004 will haunt him to and past the polls and he will never run. By the way you should see how well he took care of the great Smokey Mountains National Park in his home-state during his 8 years with Bill. As in did absolutely nothing for the parks at all. Grade N/E as in Not Electable.

Going into the debates approved by George Soros should make everyone considering these clowns think twice. After listening to them I expect the grades to be even lower. But take heart, the Michael Moore chapter may draft Martin Sheen or Rosie. Then you could have real issues even trying to put a poster up that reads:

“Make the USSR strong once more.”

“Protest was my life as an actor.”

“A View to a Shrink.”

Keep bringing in the clowns Loons Soros. That’s all you have to offer us anyway.